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The Hard Times
Satire surrounding punk culture and music
50 Punk, Hardcore, Metal, And Indie Albums We Listened To In 2023 That We Legally Can’t Call A ‘Year-End List’
Friend Who Tried to Tie Shoes in Pit Never Heard From Again
Bassist Only in Band Because of Sam's Club Membership
15 New Bands to Casually Bring Up at Thanksgiving to Remind Everyone You're The Cool Uncle
Opinion: Aren't You a Little Too Old To Be Having Fun on a Tuesday Night?
Band Rearranges Entire Schedule to Cater to Single Fan Who Commented "No Idaho?" on Tour Announcement Post
Nothing Happened Today, Not A Single Bit of News to Cover, so Here Are All of PUP's Music Videos Ranked
14 Bands From Texas That Might Be the Only Redeeming Element of That Festering Hell Hole
15 Bands You’ll Listen to in College to Avoid Being Seen as a Complete Loser
We Sat Down With That Crazy Guitar Guy From “Mad Max: Fury Road” and Asked Him Whether He Prefers a Maple or Rosewood Fretboard
We Reviewed Our Sister’s Wedding Playlist and Now Our Mom Is Asking Us To Apologize
We Let Our Niece Mess Around With Our Phone and Now All of Our Instagram Posts Look Like Belle & Sebastian Album Covers
Goth Hanging Out at Cemetery Annoyed by Grieving Family
Back in My Day, Liking Things Was Weird And Now Can’t Find Any Happiness in My Adult Life
Crowd Boos After Singer Doesn’t Sound as Depressed as She Did on Studio Album
Ugh: This Influencer Is Right About Social Issue
We Asked Preschoolers to Draw God and Now We’re Afraid to Sleep
Report: Parking Costs More Than Show Ticket
Pop Punk Blackjack Player Only Hits On 15
Woman Honestly Glad Man is Gatekeeping Nu-Metal
I’m Starting To Think I’m the Only Person That Came to This Orgy to Watch the Super Bowl
Fight Emerges After Millennial and Zoomer Can’t Agree On Whether This Band Rips or Slaps
Man Who Deleted Social Media Now Gets His Existential Dread From Reading Frozen Food Ingredients
Desperate Man Settles For Girl in Short Skirt, Appropriately Sized Jacket
Quarantined Bear Grylls Cuts Open Mattress to Sleep Inside
Custodian Interrupted by Encore
Hard Drive
100% credible video game news
Games We Want Remade Because We Refuse to Let the Past Die
We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What Their Favorite Indie Game Is So You Can Ignore Them All At Once
Stardew Valley: Best Mods to Enhance Your Fishing Experience (MinusWorld Guide)
Stardew Valley Fishing Guide: How to Catch Every Fish, Catchable Item, and Legendary Fish (MinusWorld Guide)
Fantasy Author Really Hoping No One Notices Fictional Language Is Just Polish
Childish RPG Protagonist Will Only Drink Potion-of-Healing If It’s Cherry Flavored
Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit
DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards For Like Barely Anything
Cargo Shorts Give Weirdo +10 Cold Resistance
‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ to Feature Cameo From Costumed Out-of-Work Actor Who Came to Your 7th Birthday Party
The Lunar Times
Satire for all Asian Americans
Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls
Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte
Unspoken Truce Immediately Formed Between Only Two Asians in Non-STEM Class
Parents Want You To Do Whatever Makes You Happy As Long As You Spend 10-15 in Professional School First
REPORT: Everyone Saying Different Name During Happy Birthday Song
Aunties Trying to Figure Out How They’re Related Getting Oddly Competitive
Opinion: Please Stop Confusing Me With Other Asian People. Unless It’s Dev Patel, Then by All Means, Tell Me How Much I Look Like Him
Worst, Most Out of Touch Friend Now Interested in Buddhism
Dumbass Puts Wet Phone in Cooked Rice
Mom Wishes You’d Be More Like Your Older Brother and Stop Comparing Yourself to Others
Racist Woman Wrongly Assumes She Could Win Shouting Match Against Indian Aunties
“Indians Eating Food With Their Hands Is So Disgusting” Says Man Tongue Kissing His Labradoodle
We Sat Down With The Wrong Japanese Breakfast and Now We’re Hangry
Opinion: My Ungrateful Granddaughter Won’t Drop Everything in Her Life to Travel Back to India to Say Hi
Asian Mother Packed 84 Tea Eggs in Case You Get Hungry on 2 Hour Car Ride
American Man Living in NYC Daydreams About Being a Japanese Man Living in Tokyo That Daydreams About Being American
Kindergartener Finally Literate Enough to Handle Immigrant Parent’s Passport Applications
Uncle Trying To Be Cool And Hip Shows Up To Family Gathering Wearing Juicy Couture Tracksuit
Opinion: Please Stop Trying to Guess My Ethnicity, I’m Just Trying to Buy a Burger
Asian American Visiting Ancestral Country Tired of Explaining What Medical Debt Is
Excuse Me? I Don’t Have an Asian Fetish, I Have a Foot Fetish and Asian Cultures Normalize Not Wearing Shoes Inside
Asian Woman Can’t Believe She Has to Teach Boyfriend How to Wash Rice and Himself
Lost Asian Man Begins Searching for Congregation of Toyota Siennas and Camrys
Exhausted Waitress Really Hoping Family Would Stop Arguing About Who’s Paying
Ah Fuck: Jiu Jitsu Class Taught by Middle Aged White Guy
Friend Who Stayed Up Late Last Night Apparently Korean Street Food Expert Now
Uh Oh: White Guy At Asian Restaurant Boldly Claims He Wants The “Actual” Spicy Stuff
Uncomfortable Silence Handled Effortlessly By Uncle Loudly Clearing His Throat
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